Wednesday 8:00PM September 9th, 2026

To end the 2026 regular season, the Falcons took care of weeknight business with a 26-14 win over the Inglorious Batters.

Rather than going inning-by-inning let's just focus on the highlight of the night: Shohei's second inning inside-the-park two run home run! With the Taxman already on base, Shohei hit a sinking liner that slipped under the glove of the right centre fielder. Shohei, speedy as always, needed no coaching at third base to tell him to keep going all the way for his second inside-the-park home run of his career, the first since July 10, 2023.

A ten-run fifth inning provided the winning margin in this one.

GAME NOTES: With the regular season over, lets talk playoffs: the 3-5-8 pool is locked in, with the Falcons at 3, the Isotopes at 5, and Greenthumb at 8. The 4-6-7 pool is also locked in, with Hanet at 4, The Crew at 6 and Broadway at 7. Even though Broadway has 4 games left to play, winning out would only bring them into a tie with the Crew in the standings, and the Crew holds the head-to-head tiebreaker at 3-1. Triple Play has clinched the 1-seed, and Storm will be #2, but the 9-12 seeding to determine their pools has a lot of room to move around. Surge can clinch the 9-seed with a win in their last game, owing to owning the tiebreaker over the Batters with a 2-0-2 head-to-head mark. The Expos could be as high as 10, or "win" the horse's ass. Coulas needs some help to stay out of 12th place... Time Out avoided pizza fines in his rookie season, so Karma will get him in 2027.

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Tuesday 9:30PM September 1st, 2026

The Isotopes scored in every inning displaying a very consistent offence to come out with a 20-14 victory over the Falcons on Tuesday night.

The Falcons, to their credit, kept up for a while before the bats ran out of juice late in the game.

With the loss, the Falcons drop to 1-1-1 vs the Isotopes in 2026, ensuring that the Falcons have a .500-or-better- record against every team in the league except Triple Play.

STANDINGS WATCH: Unless Storm really, really shits the bed over the next week, the Falcons are locked into the 3-seed owing to their head-to-head advantage over Hanet. Looking at the muddle that is the 5-6-7 seeds, the Isotopes can clinch the 5-seed with a win in their final game. If they lose (against Broadway), and the Crew beats Coulas next Wednesday, the Isotopes would still be the 5-seed owing to their 2-1 head-to-head advantage over the Crew. Now: if Broadway, with five damn games to go still, wins out they would be the 5-seed (one of their final five is against the Isotopes). Clear? Good.

Moving on down, Greenthumb is going to be as high as the 8-seed. They can't be caught by Surge because they went 4-0 against them. But Inglorious Batters can move up to 8 if they win out... Maybe. There's a missing score on the league website which really messes up any analysis that can be done. The Expos, with five games to go as well, can move as high as the 8-seed, or win the horse's ass trophy. So like we talked about last night, nothing to talk about for about a week.

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