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Ask any Townie - he or she will set y'all straight.
For superior taste and enjoyment, the list goes like this:
Crystal Meth,
Hash Brownies,
Blue Light,
Old English Malt Liquor,
Acid Laced Pancakes.

PS: "Dos Equis" is Spanish for "Shittier than Coors Light".

Which is why he is only the second most interesting man in the world.