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Twin brothers, adopted separately as babies beginning more than 50 years ago and raised apart, were reunited for the first time following a chance meeting in a crowded city in Canada. After a friend of 54-year-old Los Angeles resident John McEnroe told him he'd seen his doppelganger on a baseball diamond in Whitby, a city nearly 4100 kilometers away, McEnroe, former tennis star most famous for being a douche, zipped off to see for himself. As soon as I saw the red headband, I knew it was him!� said the friend.

Turned out the guy, Dougothy Newton John, a bus company manager, was the twin he'd been separated from in 1979, when the second of the twins was born and their poverty-stricken parents put up them for adoption. The brothers have not been able to track down their birth mother, but are ever hopeful. They spend their time together drinking case after case of Blue Light, talkin' 'bout PRACTICE, watching �Grease�, �Xanadu� and �Two of a Kind�, while running the album �Physical� on a loop in the background.

While not the most inspirational song to walk up to the plate to, I nominate The Duck Song for DC!

I was thinking a little MC Hammer myself "Can't Touch This"

Legend. .......green, green, grass of home! I am on the floor

A few suggestions for Casser:

The Underground Solution - Luv Dancing
Mr Fingers - Can You Feel It
Young MC - Bust a Move
Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance
Yogabbagabba - I Like To Dance
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Perfect one for Ash, given his current IR status:

Muffin Songs - The Finger Family (Daddy Finger)

Hey Dinner... how about the M.A.S.H theme song for your pitcher on the DL... Mashley

Maxwell Q Klinger...ooooh, that's gold too!!

He'll hate me for this, but here's a great one for Beaver:

Unknown Artist - Passe-Partout Chanson Intro

Suitable one for Billy, for his final year as Beermeister anyway:

Weird Al Yankovic - The Beer Song

This one's got SLF written all over it:

John Fogerty - Centerfield

Need some Canadian bands... "Takin Care of Business"... for Pappa Bear... BTO!!!

Found one for Dinner:

Turning 40

Ideal one for Don't Call Me Dick (see what happens when you want to choose a nickname as such):

Unknown Feline Artists - BIG CAT RAP!!

Perfect one for Fo' Shizzle:

Prezzo - For Sho Fo Shizzy

I assume that the next time we play Xtreme, Mikey will have all these songs queued up for when we go to bat.

Some fitting ones for Our Only Friend:

James Taylor - You've Got A Friend
Dionne Warwick - That's What Friends Are For
Mariah Carey - Anytime You Need A Friend
Robert Owens - I'll Be Your Friend (which I'm sure Cas will prefer...UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ)

For Beaver - "The Toy Parade".
(you might need to google or youtube this one to understand)

See what you started Rich... you and your boom box...when I was your age we didn't have boom boxes... we had juke boxes... too heavy to carry on your shoulder though... you young people with your satanic music!

When I was your age Satan was just a baby!