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Have a question? A query? A complaint? A Unibomber-style manifesto? Submit it in the comment section, and Falcon beat writer Timmy will choose the best and respond!Questions from the following sources will be ignored:
Mike Murphy's house
xtremeslopitch.com
promotivate.com
Questions regarding the following sensitive subjects will be ignored:
Falcon beer intake
Losses to 9-man teams
Trips and falls in the outfield
Ground balls through the five-hole
Cashley's personal pleasure tactics
Posted on: Tuesday August 20th, 2013 at 12:36PM
Timmy.. what is the meaning of life?
Posted by: Confucius
The first question isn't actually my own question, I have a friend (let's call him D. Short, no wait that's too obvious, let's say his name is Doug S.).
1. I recently went to the Sundowner and ended up sleeping with a stripper and now it burns like the fires of hell when I take a piss. My question is this ... if you were making a scarpbook of all the girls you slept with and got an autograph from a stripper, would you get her "stage name" or her "real name"?
2. Why do the Falcons have "pizza night"? Why not a "white-wine spritzer night" or "everyone come to the ball park dressed as your favourite Will Ferrell character night"?
3. Should I keep my Meatloaf t-shirt or donate it to charity? Meatloaf's due for another triumphant return to rock god status right????
4. I think Bases Loaded is the best NES baseball game ever made. What do the Falcons think is number 1?
Bases Loaded
Baseball Stars
Baseball Simulator 1000
NES baseball
RBI Baseball
MLB Baseball
Bad News baseball
Base Wars
Dusty Diamond All-Star Softball
Roger Clemens' MVP Baseball
Posted by: Lindsay Weir
I vote for Timmy to answer questions from comment #2!
Posted by: Anonymous