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"Rain Man" is much better than my previous Falcons nickname - "Mr. Can't Get A Hit During The Playoffs", although not as cool as my workplace nickname - Dougie KGB -

Just a reminder that Falcons PROP bets for the season will be made available this weekend! Bet on over/unders for all your favourite (or least favourite Falcons). Hits, Singles, HRs, extra base hits, RBIs

If the prop bet for SLF HRs is a positive integer, take the under. As Dougothy said during the first round of March Madness�: "Easy Money!".

Based on the last few seasons, also take the under on Dinner HRs.

And take the over on "Complaints by Junior", and "Complaints ABOUT Junior"

Need the over/under of rainfall for the next few days Mr. Rainman.... We are sure you have a formula!

But it's definitley raining.. definitley!!!

Total Singles hit by Falcons in 2014 season � 654
Over (1.90) / Under (1.85)

Total Doubles hit by Falcons in 2014 season � 133
Over (1.85) / Under (1.85)

Total Home Runs* hit by Falcons in 2014 season� 51
*Must be an official Home Run that goes out of the park (no inside the park home runs, no 3rd Strike Home Runs)
Over (1.90) / Under (1.95)

Total Extra Base Hits by Falcons in 2014 season � 203
Over (1.80) / Under (1.90)

Yeah, give me the over on all of those. They're all pretty close to last year's totals, and that was when we only had 15 guys! With the sixteenth being Greg, I say we annihilate those numbers.

Now that Casino Dougothy is setting lines you have to realize that the scorebook is going to be scrutinized unlike previous seasons.
Hitting a routine ground ball to the 3rd baseman and having the ball tossed into right field will no longer be scored as a "double" it will be scored "no hit plus two errors"

The Casino has conducted regression analysis and predicts that players such as Doug Short are due for a season stat line of 110 at-bats, 8 singles, 1 double, 1 hr and 100 ground outs to second base.

Give 'em Hell in 2014 Falcons!

Rained out?! Rained out?! What is this, the WGSPL?

I remember nights when we played in snow.

I remember nights when Clarkie stayed all night in the rain drinking beer.

I remember nights it was so cold that when Junior cussed us out we had to wait until June for the words to thaw before we knew what he said (though we pretty much guessed).

If you don't see an old guy building a gopher-wood boat you play the game.

Falcons hit five legit homers in the first game
that's 5 x 38 = 190 for the season

give me the over