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chat_bubble The Lacey Diet
Some people use diets to gain weight, hoping the added bulk will assist in sending balls over the fence. Lacey on the other hand, has no problem jacking dingers. He hit 5 last season!
The stat Lacey spent the off season contemplating was triples. Lacey only hit 1 three-bagger last season, putting him in a tie with Goliath, Beardo and Big Cat for fourth place on the Falcons. You need speed to make it to third base, and rather than lose weight to gain speed in the traditional method (like ELIMINATING HOT DOGS), Lacey did what any dedicated Falcon would do: he shed body parts:
Unreliable and potentially made-up sources report they heard Lacey say "I'd give my left nut for another triple!" last season.
Looks like he'd do twice that.
The stat Lacey spent the off season contemplating was triples. Lacey only hit 1 three-bagger last season, putting him in a tie with Goliath, Beardo and Big Cat for fourth place on the Falcons. You need speed to make it to third base, and rather than lose weight to gain speed in the traditional method (like ELIMINATING HOT DOGS), Lacey did what any dedicated Falcon would do: he shed body parts:
Unreliable and potentially made-up sources report they heard Lacey say "I'd give my left nut for another triple!" last season.
Looks like he'd do twice that.
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Posted on: Wednesday February 11th, 2015 at 10:51AM
Posted on: Wednesday February 11th, 2015 at 10:51AM