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In accordance with WMSPL and WMSPLPA (Ha!) regulations, the following is a list of salaries earned by the Falcons players for the 2015 Regular Season:

Dougothy (2B, SS): Dick.
Beardo (2B, C): Dick all.
Fo' Shizzle (SS): Sweet dick.
Beaver (OF): Rien.
Big Cat (1B): Everloving dick.
Our Only Friend (1B): Absolutely dick.
The Legend (C, RF): Nothing but dick.
Dinner (LF, LCF, MVP, President): dickey-dick-dick.
Tank (3B): Bubkus.
SLF (RF): Ziltch.
Goliath (RCF): Nada.
Cincinnati Red Legs (RP, LCF): Negative dick (He's the sponsor!)
Yeah, Teets! (SP, C): $575,000
Million Dollar Bill (SS, 3B): Dicking dickness.