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Impressively, Mike currently leads the team in several key categories:
* Triples (tied)
* Home Runs
* RBIs
* Games Played (tied)
* Runs Scored
* Total Bases
* Flirtatious Advances to Teammates' Mothers
With the amount of publicity he's been getting from this web site, the handful of Falcons fans have obviously been spreading the word, as a local restaurant owner has since caught wind, and fittingly offered him a lucrative endorsement deal:
The team remains hopeful it won't go to his head.
"The team remains hopeful it won't go to his head."
The team is also pessimistic about their chances it won't.
Posted by: SLF
I can't wait to try the food there
Posted by: Momma Stas
Now that Falcon's players are allowed to secure endorsement deals, I have a few suggestions:
Player: Jeremy aka SLF
Brand: "The Dirty Condom Company"
Endorsement: "I'm SLF, I know a lot about Triple Baggers, I occasionally lead my own team in triples. When you have to get down with a dirty, dirty skunk of a girl, you should ONLY wear domes from "The Dirty Condom Company". The domes they make use Triple Bagger laytex technology, providing 3x the protection of a normal condom. Take it from me, the King of Triple Baggers. Great flavours like "Free Beer Night" and "Hawaiian Pizza" available on the Merchandise Section of the Falcons website
Player: Doug Short, aka Dougothy Casino
Brand: Standard Life Assurance Company Of Canada
Endorsement: Do you ever wake up in the morning, flex in the mirror, admire your giant muscles and hop back into bed with two beautiful blondes for a few hours of sex and vaping???
Me neither!
That's why I love Standard Life. Boring, predictable, safe, Standard Life.
Wake up, go to work, do nothing, go to slo-pitch, do nothing, go to bed, wake up and do it all over again...day after day, That's Standard Life.
Embrace how incredibly unexceptional your life is! Keep living the life that absolutely nobody is jealous of.
STANDARD LIFE. Give them your money today...it's not like you are going to do anything smart or cool with it!
Posted by: The King of Strongstyle