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chat_bubble Why Poutine Hits on Teammates' Moms: Volume 2
Since joining the team, a Falcons' Mom has been in attendance twice, and Poutine is 2 for 2 in hitting on them.
Some say: once is a mistake, twice is a habit.
To prove Poutine's apparent admiration for elderly women, Falcons beat writer Timmy, did a little research and compiled a series documenting his findings.
In volume 2 of the series, we learn Poutine volunteered to coach a Seniors' Womens Bowling team simply to meet chicks:
![](https://www.falconsslopitch.com/images/tmp/poutine-womens-lawn-bowling.png)
Some say: once is a mistake, twice is a habit.
To prove Poutine's apparent admiration for elderly women, Falcons beat writer Timmy, did a little research and compiled a series documenting his findings.
In volume 2 of the series, we learn Poutine volunteered to coach a Seniors' Womens Bowling team simply to meet chicks:
![](https://www.falconsslopitch.com/images/tmp/poutine-womens-lawn-bowling.png)
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Posted on: Tuesday July 19th, 2016 at 11:13AM
Posted on: Tuesday July 19th, 2016 at 11:13AM