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chat_bubble Why Poutine Hits on Teammates' Moms: Volume 5
Since joining the team, a Falcons' Mom has been in attendance 3 times, and Poutine is 3 for 3 in hitting on them.
Some say: once is a mistake, twice is a pattern, and three times is a habit.
To prove Poutine's apparent admiration for elderly women, Falcons beat writer Timmy, did a little research and compiled a series documenting his findings.
In volume 5 of the series, we learn that since Moms don't go clubbing, Poutine hits on them in their other favourite late night hot spot:
Some say: once is a mistake, twice is a pattern, and three times is a habit.
To prove Poutine's apparent admiration for elderly women, Falcons beat writer Timmy, did a little research and compiled a series documenting his findings.
In volume 5 of the series, we learn that since Moms don't go clubbing, Poutine hits on them in their other favourite late night hot spot:
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Posted on: Friday July 22nd, 2016 at 8:00AM
Posted on: Friday July 22nd, 2016 at 8:00AM