Falcons Forum
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chat_bubble Legal Dept.
Have you been injured in a slo-pitch accident? Call the law firm of Sue, Grabbit and Run.
Do you know your legal rights? You have none, but we won't tell you that right away. At our firm, we have the latest in Gutenberg printing presses and goose-feather quills for writing our legal briefs. It's like walking into the law section at Hogwarts!
Too hurt to turn the key (whatever that is) to start your vehicle? Just be glad you have an electric starter, and you're not out there cranking away on a handle like on our firm's fleet of sweet Model A's!
And remember with our firm, if you don't win, well, tough. We're still going to get paid, and take it out of your hide if necessary.
Do you know your legal rights? You have none, but we won't tell you that right away. At our firm, we have the latest in Gutenberg printing presses and goose-feather quills for writing our legal briefs. It's like walking into the law section at Hogwarts!
Too hurt to turn the key (whatever that is) to start your vehicle? Just be glad you have an electric starter, and you're not out there cranking away on a handle like on our firm's fleet of sweet Model A's!
And remember with our firm, if you don't win, well, tough. We're still going to get paid, and take it out of your hide if necessary.