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I believe its the .600 average milestone watch. OBP is for wuzzys-anybody can go up looking for a walk. Chicks digs hits not walks in slow pitch.
Posted by: Poutine
Dunner wouldn't make me a new picture.
Posted by: SLF
Let's be honest, this is softball. The Mendoza line should be measured in OPS, +0.950.
Posted by: Jonathon Paquin
Err..slugging...
Posted by: Jonathon Paquin
Set your own damn goals
Posted by: SLF
I'm sure your choice of Mendoza stat has absolutely nothing to do with your .579/.590/.979 slash line.
Posted by: SLF
Ding ding ding!
Plus you are quite close to the 950 nark yourself and if I can add some more flair to the race then so be it.
Posted by: Jonathon Paquin
Couldn't we focus on Poutine's goals for a moment? He sets them too, you know!
Teammates' Goat's Got (season): 14
Teammates' Wives Personally Offended (season): 7
Average Bunny Hops Prior Bat Swing: 2.5
Grunts Per Game: 11
Average Pitches Per Inning: 2 (They're not all reasonably achievable)
Posted by: SLF
Add them to the tracker if you want those goals scrutinized.
On a side note that picture of Poutine looks like a clean shaven version of "The Dude"...
Posted by: Jonathon Paquin
I used to be clean shaven before when I cared about my appearance. You know before marriage
Posted by: Poutine