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Tuesday 8:00PM June 6th, 2023

With enough soot in the air to make it the equivalent of smoking two packs of unfiltered Camels per hour of play (it was like a family road-trip in the 80's out there), the Falcons and Expos finished a seven inning game in a tidy 1:05 (probably?) with the Falcons coming away with the 18-6 victory.

The Expos offence struggled to string together any hits. As a team, the Falcons didn't run away with it until late. As an individual, newcomer Shelley Two-Bags "ran" his way into a new nickname clocking THREE doubles to go with a single. Doing his best Dr J impression (or is it a Miner Leaguer impression? Have those two played together yet? I'm too lazy to look it up), Shelley Two-Bags couldn't maintain his 1.000 batting average on a cheeky loft-shot attempt in the sixth that was caught on a spectacular play by the Expos' shortstop.

The Falcons scored one in the bottom of the first inning and never looked back.

Game notes: Grahambo hit a Duncan and had 4 RBI... Dunner went 5-for-5 and cashed two ducks... Million Dollar Bill performed well for Mrs. MDB going 3-for-4... Cowboy had 3 RBI despite flying out to the same guy 3 times... Homie counted two fielding errors... The Falcons remain undefeated during the week.

BOXSCORE

BATTING:
2B: Shelley Two-Bags (3), Dunner (3), Grahambo, Poutine, Teets
3B: None
HR: Grahambo, a Duncan
HR-OUTS: None
RBI: Grahambo (4), Cowboy (3), Pizzaco (2), Dunner (2), Million Dollar Bill (2), Teets (2), Shelley Two-Bags, SLF, Dr J

FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: None

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: 34

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K2 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 5 (25% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity

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