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assignment Falcons Win Third Straight
Tuesday 8:00PM May 21st, 2024
The Falcons remained undefeated on weekdays with a convincing 25-13 victory over Coulas on Tuesday evening.

Neither team seemed to have the defence going early. Coulas scored five of their first six batters in the top of the first, and stranded their MAX6 man on third. The Falcons sent eight men to the plate and scored the first six for what's as close to an immaculate offensive inning as you're going to see.

The teams exchanged doughnuts in the second, but not without Miner Leaguer hitting a double and trying this move, which "failed" for the first out of the inning.

Coulas struggled at the plate in third, scoring none, and the fourth and fifth innings, scoring only a single run in each. The Falcons fared a bit better, beginning the third inning with three consecutive doubles leading to a four-spot, and Billy Joel walked into the bar. In the fifth, the Falcons' bats really came alive. Six two-baggers with a few singles scattered about put up a 10-spot, and it was nine o'clock on a Saturday.

Game Notes: The Falcons have yet to hit a home run in 2024... At 3-1, the Falcons are tied for fourth in the President's Division... Yet-to-be-scheduled pizza night got a healthy fund injection, with the team totaling $25 in fines... The last Falcon with more RBI than hits in a season was Beatty in 2023. Seventy-one hits, 86 RBI... Every Falcons hit a double... Except Cowboy.

BOXSCORE

BATTING:
2B: Barry Guerrero Jr (3), Miner Leaguer (2), Shohei, Foliath, Grahambo, Dunner, Million Dollar Bill, Poutine, Skinner, SLF, Teets
3B: None
HR: None
HR-OUTS: None
RBI: Grahambo (5)(!), Goliath (3), Poutine (3), Shohei (2), Cowboy (2), Dunner (2), SLF (2), Teets (2), Barry Guerrero Jr (2), Skinner, Miner Leaguer

FIELDING:
DOUBLE PLAYS: None

PITCHING:
BATTERS FACED: 44

GAME INFORMATION:
STADIUM: K2 FIELD
ATTENDANCE: 2 (10% FULL) - % is based on regular season capacity (Falcons' side only)

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Boxscore:

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Final
Coulas 5 0 0 1 1 2 4 13
Falcons 6 0 4 1 10 4 X 25

Statistical Highlights

HR
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None
3B
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None
2B
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arrow_rightBarry:🔥 3
arrow_rightChad:2
RBI
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arrow_rightGraham:5
At The Plate
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arrow_rightJeremy:🔥 4 for 4
arrow_rightBarry:🔥 3 for 3 + 2BB
arrow_rightChad:🔥 4 for 4
arrow_rightSteve:3 for 4 + BB
arrow_rightGraham:🔥 3 for 3 + 2SF
arrow_rightMike:3 for 4
arrow_rightBill:3 for 4
Team Fines
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arrow_rightSean:  $5 for FK + $5 for SR3B $10
arrow_rightAshley:  $5 for FK + $5 for SR3B $10
arrow_rightDavid:  $5 for FK $5
The team sincerely thanks you for your contributions!🤑
Tags: win, coulas, grahambo, piano man
Posted on: Wednesday May 22nd, 2024 at 8:40AM