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With the playoffs rapidly approaching, so approaches the conclusion of WMSPL President Sean Dunn's reign over the greatest slo pitch league in all the land. Dunn, pictured at right, served as President from 2014 to 2015.

With that in mind, a brief recap, from a league-wide perspective, of the last two years:

January 1, 2014: Marijuana becomes legal in Colorado and Washington. It is undetermined if Dinner had anything to do with this.

February 23, 2014: Canada's ice hockey team wins Gold at the Sochi Olympics. President Skroob was, at the very least, aware of this.

March 8, 2014: Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappears from radar over the Indian Ocean. It's unclear how Dinner was involved, but the guy's so shifty, you figure he did SOMETHING.

April 17, 2014: President Dinner presides over the last WMSPL League meeting that DIDN'T take place in Joey's basement.

May 7, 2014: SLF hits his first home run of the season. Dinner congratulates himself on buying juiced balls.

June, 2014: The Blue Jays spend the entire month of June in 1st place in the AL East.

And so on...

The Falcons finished first in the President's division in President Dinner's first year in office. Coincidence? Probably. In the WMSPL Playoffs, the Falcons lost to the Devils in a lopsided affair. Rumours were that Dinner couldn't do anything about it because the Devils were a VICE-President's team, and George wouldn't cooperate.

Later that month, at the banquet, Dinner was named LEAGUE MVP!! Seriously? No one thought about looking into this?

The following winter, Dinner presided over a league meeting where the rules of baseball were murdered in cold blood in front of everyone, and he did nothing to stop it.

As the calendar moved on to 2015, Dinner assumed the title of "Outgoing President" with an attitude to match. Presidential decrees began with "Meh... Whatever", and went downhill after that. Content to hide behind the 100% true statement "I'M ONLY ONE VOTE", the league nearly descended to chaos. Fortunately, Outgoing Vice President and President-In-Waiting George "The Animal" Douma was around to maintain order.

In 2015:

June: Dinner hides in his basement for a week as numerous FIFA officials are investigated and arrested on corruption charges. Sean, who regularly skims the headlines and usually nothing more, read "President", "Corrupt", "Investigation", and "Arrests" and immediately got really nervous.

August: Debris found on R�union Island is confirmed to be that of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370. Dinner gets shifty.


Coming up, the WMSPL will hold their playoff tournament to determine the bestest of the bestest team in the league, whether they finished 36-2, or maybe a little worse than that. Watch for Dinner to prance around all weekend, cigar in one hand, champagne bottle in the other. He'll be wearing the "Past President" sash he stole from Rick Traill.


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